Once upon a time, there was a man named Campren McMillin. He had a beautiful home, a beautiful wife, and a psychiatrist who happily accepted large sums of money to listen to him ramble about his traumatic past.
It came to pass that Campren’s wife absentmindedly left her tote bag at home when she left for dance lessons. Being a good husband (and having nothing better to do at that moment), Campren drove to the Fabulous Ferdinand’s Dance Studio to save his wife a trip back to their house. But instead of finding a room full of aspiring dancers practicing their moves, he found only his wife and Ferdinand, who were practici
Jenny could only stare at Oliver in stunned silence for one long moment. It it looked like him. The t-shirt and jeans were the same as he'd been wearing the day before. But then that left one major question unanswered.
"Ollie, how ?"
His face split into a dreamy smile. "How am I standing up? Beats me. I guess a lot of things can happen in the Book that can't in real life. Pretty nifty huh?"
"A little more than nifty, I'd say." Jenny frowned and stepped forward. "Oliver, are you sure you're all right?"
"Better than all right. You don't look so hot though. Is something bugging you?" He tilted his head to one side, and
Oliver couldn't get to sleep that night, and it had nothing to do with lying on the floor.
It was stupid. He'd had arguments with Jenny lots of times, and the next day it was always like nothing had happened. They were siblings. Siblings said stupid things to each other, blew it off, and kept going.
Yet here he was, staring up at the ceiling thinking about how hurt she'd looked. I'm going to have to apologize, aren't I?
He pushed himself upright and looked over to where his sister lay huddled in a tablecloth. "Jenny?" he murmured. "Are you awake?"
It was completely silent.&
Villainy's momentary distraction didn't seem to faze his zombies. As soon as their quarry started moving they mobilized en masse, grinding their teeth and stretching their arms out to snatch at the air.
Jenny swallowed while they pattered along in front of the horde. "Ah ah, Rick?"
"Yes?" The man was running backward, one hand steadying Oliver on his shoulder and the other holding his gun. His eyes were narrowed and flitted back and forth, looking for an opportunity to shoot.
"What are the chances that the zombies will eat us instead of"
BLAM BLAM BLAM! Hot Scientist Girlfriend let off three shots from her gun, and three
Needless to say, Jenny was very unhappy with the way the situation had been handled.
"Are you a complete imbecile!?" Jenny shrieked. She looked a bit like a cat that had puffed itself up with fright as she stepped toward Rick. Her white-knuckled fists quivered with rage she could barely contain. "He's probably already infected, you're lucky I don't just LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!"
Rick didn't respond to her at all. She would have darted forward to beat at every inch of him she could reach if he hadn't raised his gun to point at something standing in the hall behind her, a look of sh
SE2: RICK AND HIS HOT GIRLFRIEND FIGHT ZOMBIES by TheBuggiest, literature
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SE2: RICK AND HIS HOT GIRLFRIEND FIGHT ZOMBIES
Oliver Edinburgh lay sprawled on his face, trying to work out what had just happened. One moment he was in his room with his sister reading a really messed up letter, and the next the next he was falling through a whirlwind of color into somewhere else. It was too bad that 'somewhere else' had a hard, unforgiving tile floor to smack into and that he'd have been separated from his wheelchair on the way down, but dwelling on it wouldn't make any difference.
He raised his head, squinting against the harsh fluorescent lights as he did so. He'd fallen into a dreary hallway with beige painted walls. These wer
SE1: A Cordial Recruitment Letter by TheBuggiest, literature
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SE1: A Cordial Recruitment Letter
To whom it may concern:
I am writing to you on account of a problem which needs to be solved. The nature of said problem will doubtless sound fantastic to you, but please rest assured that this is not a prank.
There is a certain Book of Stories in existence whose contents include every story humanity has ever constructed. The stories are not simply recordings as found in the shallow paper reflections you are most likely accustomed to but worlds which can be entered and, if necessary, manipulated.
My brother and I are the guardians of the Book, and for millennia we have protected it from being purposefully altered by o
'Fix it' - TBOS SE - Horror Pt 1 by RobinRone, literature
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'Fix it' - TBOS SE - Horror Pt 1
The scrabbling scratch of charcoal skittered in the darkened corners of the room, an empty, barren place lit only by the pale blue glow of a monitor. Thick black lines of ink criss-crossed the floor in mad, meaningless scrawls.
She would find a way to fix it. She had to.
-~-~-~-~-~
"What do you MEAN you can't fix it?" she squealed. "My paper's due TODAY!"
"Well, maybe you shouldn't have left it until last night to write," her brother groused, tapping the dead monitor a little harder than necessary. "I'm not a miracle worker. And you STILL haven't gotten that back-up like I told you to."
She pouted, tugging at a thick lock of ebony h
Exiled
Do you know how your story is supposed to end?
It seemed so absurd at first. A Book with all stories, unraveling at the seams. But I couldn't ignore the signs. My life seemed duller. It seemed like there were fewer people, and those that remained were less interesting. My writing wouldn't come.
You told me you would help me. You pointed at my favorite pen, and whispered a word Attraction. What a boon! A force of the universe at my command.
If I had known then what I know now, I would have told you to eat that gift. Better to let the Book burn than have it remain at your mercy.
There were others, of course. Other dupes